Bwahaha, I can't mojo you either! Funny and disturbing! :D

That was terrific, GC! Fun stuff. :)

This topic is proving to be harder than I originally anticipated. Eh, it'll come to me. :)

I've got nothin. Actually, I dreamed about this thread. Here's what I posted in my dream:

This is not your ordinary fairy tale. Actually, it's not a fairy tale at all. It's just a random post, in a random thread, in a random forum.

That post was repeated many times in my dream. And then I went and applied for a job at a bank. My dreams are weird.

I'll contribute after Alaska - tonight is panicked packing time :)

So I go away and everyone abandons the thread, eh? :p

I've been trying for days to write an essay about the history of fairy tale spoofs but it's just not coming out entertaining enough for me to even continue. I know what I'm writing is bad when it bores ME to death (I'm my biggest fan ;) ) so I'm pulling the plug on it. I think I need to try another tactic.

Anyone else working on This is not your ordinary fairy tale?

I've tried... and tried. I get no vibes from this topic at all. Its not speaking to me. Sorry.

The man in the parakeet suit tells me this must be the place, but I can't quite catch my feet up with the rhythm of the rain falling down the rabbit hole and I don't know where I placed my sympathies but something tells me some of these should lead me in the right direction...

I have, just not successfully. I get to about the 40% mark and then lose my way. For such a simple idea, it is really driving me crazy. And yet, I'm reluctant to give up just yet.

This is me too. I love the topic, I've just got nothin.

I love fairy tales. I have bookloads of them. I read lots of writers who are modern fairy tale tellers.

But, I don't want to write one.