Actual Wally,

Get glasses.

Signed,
GC

:D

Dear Annoyed Assistant,

Here, try this.

it has worked wonders as far as curbing the number of twits ringing my number for no reason. since marketers are now allowed to call cell numbers as well, costing you your hard earned minutes they've recently become even more annoying.

tell a friend.

yours truly,
Formerly Annoyed.

Dear GC,

I am relieved I won't have to get all Julie Brown on your ass again*.

As for sphincter-boy, you and I need to have a little chat! :mad:

Love,
SzczerbiakManiac



*I wish I could link to that thread. :D

Dear SM,

That would be "His Sphincterness", thank you.

SCA

Dear overcritical people,

I know that whatever you most anticipated didn't live up to your expectations, but GEEZ! Can't you just let go and enjoy a good swashbuckle (onscreen or onboat) once in awhile?

Sincerely,
hypocritical especially during Oscar season

Dear Formerly Annoyed,

Your tactic works great at home but unfortunately you can't do it on business lines, which is where they are annoying me. At home I have caller ID and can avoid them (because apparently charities and political orgs are exempt so they can still drive you batty). Here at work we have no caller ID so I have to answer all the calls.

Thanks anyway.

Signed,
Still Annoyed

Dear Irvine Spectrum,

I sincerely hope you got your money back for the installation of the parking space counting system in your new parking structures. This weekend, I saw a prime example of sloppy coding, one that strongly hints at a sloppy job overall. It should embarass you, and the company that provided the technology, to have a bright red sign displaying the message, "There are LOT FULL spaces available on level 2."

I, myself, am not a programmer. To be honest, I rather dislike the exercies of programming. However, in the course of my job, I do a small amount of pseudo coding (namely batch and shell scripting). I write small scripts for my own use, the results of which are rarely if ever viewed by anyone other than myself. And yet, I always find the time to add the 3 or 4 lines of code that enure that messages such as, "Test Run 1 Times" or, "There are a total of NO FILES FOUND files in the directory" never appear. It's the most basic of edge case/error handling, and to see it in a professionally installed system for public consumption is shocking. I would like the name of the vendor from whom you purchased the above mentioned system, so that I may star as far away from their products and services as possibled.

Sincerely,
A DVT Engineer.

Dear in denial people,

Middle aged is between 40 and 60. Get over it.

Love,
She who won't mind aging

Dear Traci,

Talk to me in 20 years and assure me you're still singing the same tune.

Love,

Me.

Dear Beefy Goodness,

Yes. I will marry you.

Signed,

Subway Stalker.