What? You mean the guests interviewed by Noory should not be trusted? Wow...I need to rethink my world view now........I may have to stop looking for those Nazi built skyscrapers on the moon with my telescope.

When were you a law making body? and for whom?

He who shoots first, wins?

Really, I was wondering how one did that "competitively"

For some reason, this reminded me of...

It was probably in his fraternity.

Hmm, in those circles, isn't it known as a sorority?

Hehehe, back in the day when we really did that, shooting first was winning.

Now that it would be infinitely more fun, shooting first would be losing.

I can't really imagine me pledging a fraternity.

It was at Boy's State Washington (1991). We also passed a law demanding that China deliver all pandas to the Port of Tacoma so that we could summarily execute them in front of an assembly of western Washington second grade classes.

Needless to say we weren't taking our mock government very seriously. We had more important stuff to do like gamble all night and watch porn rented by our chaperones (first, last, and only time I've watched porn in the company of other males).

Our American Legion taskmasters weren't too pleased with us.

I guess that answers the circle-jerk thing,

(I knew you weren't a frat boy, Alex- I was just calling you out!);)