whichever your kitty's name becomes, rest assured that if it suffers from any identity crisis, gets confused and eventually stuck up a tree, that your friendly local fire department will come to the rescue.

what a nice fireman.

Mephistwo?

Mickey Miaows ?

Rufus Xavier Excalibur McFlinkenheimer III

Enormous Genitals

Tee hee. Our best cat ever was named Mouse.

I used to have a cat named Firehouse, and his mom was CopCar

We keep trying out different names on him, but nothing is sticking besides Skittletoes. For the past 2 hours, we have been walking around calling Voodoo and singing "You do that voodoo that you do so well".

Poor little guy.

Huggy Bear.
Superfly.
Shaft.
Dynomite!

Snob.
Arrogant Self-serving Carnivore (ASC would be a fine acronym).
Stinky.
Sneeze Machine.
Hairball.
Cranky, Petulant, Poop-Producing Organism (C3PO). This one is my personal favorite.