A wop bop a lu bop a lop bam boom

Tutti Frutti!

Shang-a-lang hear the strum and drang in the air...
Yeah yeah yeah

A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY................

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee."

Q: Why don't Southern ladies like orgies?

Yankee Dum-dum.

Hello Dum-Dum, you bring gum-gum

Ninety-nine thunk
Ninety-nine thunk
Ninety-nine thunk


A centipede with a wooden leg

I think my mind is leaving me in it's own wake...

Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...