That always leaves me in a dilemma, do I really want to dig *that* out of their mouth? or pretend it didn't happen?

I usually opt for "pretend it didn't happen." I don't want to snatch re-moistened poo any day of the week. The dog will be fine. Maybe toss him a greenie and let him go on his way.

Me too- much better that way and a hell of a lot safer. Less flying grease popping on ya-

Flying grease? That's what microwaves are for. :)

But then you have a greasy microwave. Unless you're buying that precooked bacon stuff. Eeewwww.

Yeah- I would rather have grease in the oven than in the microwave or on me.

Here is a first hand account of what Beggin Strips taste like. For the morbidly curious among us.

:)

The command "Drop it" works on a few dogs. the one's it doesn't work on, I just let them eat it.

How well does "Drop it" work when they got a maw-full of boob?

Whoa - is this the inspiration for Borgal Nuskis?

Wow. Other than the mayo, not a thing in that sandwich that I think belongs in a sandwich (never eat bacon, tomato, or avocado; don't like lettuce on sandwiches).

I think I'd eat a stray cat poop sandwich first. At least that would have good storytelling afterwards.