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Cadaverous Pallor 07-10-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David E (Post 224011)
The downside to this is that I am going to seem like a dud in person; being on in real time is a whole different skill.

This is something all us message board geeks have to deal with - not being nearly as on-mark in person. :)

BarTopDancer 07-10-2008 11:11 AM

You guys left the door wide open for this....

Online - Brad Paisley

Spoiler:
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

tracilicious 07-10-2008 11:20 AM

Wow. Welcome DE.

Sub la Goon 07-17-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke (Post 223998)
Not a Pork, but here's a photograph of David E with Sub Lagoon - who can vouch for his existence


Yikes!

Did we really look like A-HA back then??
Or is it Flock of Seagulls?

Nice to see you again, David!

wendybeth 07-18-2008 12:41 AM

I'll tellyou what, Sub- hairdressing was a hell of a lot more interesting back then. When I get someone who wants to punk out these days, it's as close to a total geek-out as I can get.


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