WHEN will I learn not to rub my eyes after eating wasabi peas:confused: :mad:

I need my eyes checked. At first glance, I saw an "ating" and a "was," which looks like an "mas" and a "b" nearby, and I scrambled it up and thought you got something else in your eyes.

aaaaand a new euphemism is born.

Yes, is eating wasabi peas while hiking the Appalachian Trail simply a poor use of time?

I select "open link in new tab" and then stare at the middle of the screen where nothing is happening until I finally remember to look at the tabs at the top of the screen. And I do this repeatedly.:rolleyes:

I attempted to eat a very hot calzone while not wearing a shirt. Melted cheese on bare skin is not the fun.

On a rare occasion when I was sick (I am blessed with a strong immune system), someone made me some soup, which I attempted to eat while mostly on my back. It was very hot off the stove. I was not wearing a top (it was a fever and I was roasting). I spilled the soup on my chest. I still have a scar.

But not a fever. See, it worked. :D

I forgot to make chicken salad and bring it for lunch today. (leftover grilled chicken breast makes for a tasty lunch if I would have remember it.) Darn.

<nods sadly>

ayup