Those who have been following my American Journeys - Mortification by me (age 25) thread new chapter available to read now, get it while it's hot will remember my transplanted American friends, Magid & Nona ?

Well, they would cook bacon only in the Oven. it was the only correct way to do it as far as they were concerned.

....I never objected. Nom Nom Nom.

The caption has the word:

bacontrepreneur

We must use it in a sentence.

I'm ordering bacon salt from the website as we speak. Darn you !!

Kevin has just completed cooking 3 pounds of bacon. Soon, we will have completed the eating of it.

Phew I am glad you stopped at that point.

We do have emergency bacon backup supplies. In case of emergency, cure pig.

<Burp>

Excuse me...

Huh!! And they tell us off for taking a kilo of bacon on a camping trip !!! :p

Pig, cure thine self.

Mmm, self-cured pig.