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I could swear I see a bosom there. Maybe "Ken" is the name for Barbie's new Laguna Beach-loving lesbian friend.

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 342816)

They're just not even TRYING to pretend Ken dolls are straight any more, are they?

I figured it was part of a new line and I was right.

Am I officially a mom because they all look like whores to me? Seriously. They. Look. Like. Whores.

There are some other Ken options in the line that are less gay. (But still pretty gay.)

I love that "Frequently Bought Together" are:

* Fashionistas Ken Sporty Doll

* Fashion Fairytale Ken Doll

and

* Barbie Glam Convertible

Cuz, how else are they going to get to the Pride parade?

Onward, Christian Hypocrites...

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 342866)

Anti-gay preacher Grant Storms, known for his campaigns against New Orleans' gay Southern Decadence festival, has been arrested for masturbating in a public park in front of children.

Well at lease he admitted it, apologized, and even called himself a hypocrite.

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Originally Posted by TowelRoad

Anti-gay pastor Grant Storms, who was arrested yesterday for masturbating in a public park in front of children, held a press conference in which he was "tearful and apologetic", WDSU reports:

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The Rev. Grant Storms called himself a "hypocrite" because of his Friday arrest on accusations of masturbating in a public park. Jefferson Parish Sheriff's deputies charged him with obscenity after two women claimed they saw him touching himself while watching children on the playground at Lafreniere Park.

Storms said in a news conference Tuesday that he was not watching the children, but he did have his hand in his pants. He apologized to those he has hurt, and he said he was sorry for targeting Decadence, an annual gay festival in the French Quarter.

According to WWL, "Storms told members of the media he is no longer connected with the church that once staged the protests against Southern Decadence, now running a lawn care business."

Storms said he was seeking help for a problem stemming from pornography, and said he was looking at some online about an hour before he went to the park to look at the children.

I don't drink alcohol—ever—but after watching this I'm kind of in the mood for a beer.

or maybe I'm just in the mood for a hot, square-jawed adonis...

I wonder how many Religious Nutbags will read this Onion article and think it's true*....

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Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless Citizens From Marriages After Obama Drops Defense Of Marriage Act
February 25, 2011 | ISSUE 47•08

WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice."

*It wouldn't be the first time.

Is it hypocritical to be oppose homosexuality and yet be a public masturbator?