I don't think I'd trade places. Having to beg to go outside, peeing in the laundry room, and being endlessly entranced by twist ties doesn't sound so great to me.

Though sometimes I would like to sleep on the top shelf of the entertainment center on top of the DVD cases.

ooooooooooooh you have a point too.... I'll have to think on this more.


However.... I was just sitting here thinking how awake I felt, and how nice it was to have caffine.
As I stirred my yogurt, and prepared to eat my first bite..... <drum roll>
I was trying to eat with my pen.

So now... do I clean the pen? or throw it away?
Do I eat the yogurt?
or
Do I now go home and go back to bed?

But isn't that part of the fun of having a pet (or a kid)?

my dad sure seemed to think so. nothing he loved more than watching his boys peel themselves off the ceiling first thing in the morning after one of his weekend wake up calls.

:rolleyes:

OMG, does that mean the kitty needs to be named "Old Bill"?

C'mon now, be a nice kitty kitty...

So...

did you clean the pen?

did you eat the yogurt?

back to bed...that is a nice idea....

I wish CraigsList would sort all the jobs offering $10.00 and hour (and even less!) into a special "slave wages" section, so I wouldn't have to waste my time clicking on the "Exec Assist Needed" links just to be insulted by the pathetic compensation packages I've been seeing. Thanks.

I have been known to hide in the dark to "get" Nickolas. He "gets" me back at every opportunity.

The startling thing works great on rats too. Thudder is really fun. She will be stalking something, or doing something she shouldn't and all it takes is a light, quick touch on her back with a "Thudder!" and she has been know to jump a foot off the ground.

Tell me again, when is life supposed to get all easy?

You missed it.
it was the time that someone else fed you , carried you everywhere, and catered to your every whim.