"and so the conversation turned... until the sun went down... and many fantasies were learned... on that day..."

I blame GD's thread for getting that song stuck in my head.

:D

Fo sho!

Serving Sizes are tricky. When you're reading your nutrition facts on the back of your snacks, make sure you find out their idea of a serving size. I'm halfway through a bag of trail mix and according to the package, I've had 3 servings. So I didn't just consume 10g of fat but 30g of fat.
Oink diddy oink, baby.
:D

Houston, we have kitten.

Insulin, I need Insulin!


How many toes?

It's not a pterodactyl cat.

Regular number of toes, but REALLY long legs. She's obviously part Abyssinian. And, it's a GIRL! I've been looking at her for 3 days. I've loved her every time, but was afraid of her girlishness and her bossy personality. She's been home an hour and Scoundrel (who else) is the only one having problems. Aleister is currently licking her toes.

She's silver and black with golden brown eyes, a loud purr and she coos. She's about 3 months old, all shots current, already been fixed and she's mocrochipped. Now, we just need a name for her. Sinestra is one current possibility.

She's got a really great personality, but she's going to be trouble - I can just tell.

I think she's cuuuuuuute!
:)

I hate my daughter's Language Arts teacher. F U Mrs. Morgan. A big F.U.

And next time you want to give her detention, you damn well not just put a start time on it and tell her she'll leave when you decide it's time. Doesn't work that way.

And with only 1 1/2 weeks left of school I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

I've written an email to the Principal Mrs. Morgan. I've told him you won't be going to detention until I get some answers - and guess what? You can kiss my fat a$$ if you don't like it.

Oh - and the next time you think it's okay to keep a student from working in class because they run out of lead in their pencil and you'd prefer to give them an F on the assignment instead of letting them borrow a pencil you can go FOAD.

That's right Mrs. Morgan. You've f-ed with us f-ing year. My daughter is no saint - but you're the only class she gets detentions in. To the point where other kids have asked us why you hate her so much.

Why is that Mrs. Morgan? Get off on the wrong foot with her? Just don't like her? What?

Oh - and your condescending attitude and tone on the phone with me is just outragious. No matter how hard I've tried to be nice, to look at things from your point of view, to get the "real" story of what's happened, you've treated me like some stupid yokel that you just pat on the head and say - there there - whatever you want. whatever you want.

Well - what I was is for you to F.O.! Right now. Go ahead. We'll all feel better when your done.









/that is all.

Lovely name . . . for a hormone replacement therapy or something. "Ask your doctor if Sinestra is right for you."

Fine looking cat, though.