Ya'll are painfull.......

:D

Like a habanero brand condom.

On next weeks episode of Things That Don't Belong Near Your Crotch... ;)

With special guests, Paris Hilton and Linsday Lohan!

Absorbine Jr.

I won't even try to say that I read about it or it happened to a friend. I'll own it. No juicy story though. Sore muscles after ballet and I was very young. Found the stuff in the medicine cabinet. I didn't know real pain until I tried to relieve it.

Toothpaste as a masturbatory aid (no personal experience, a member recounting said learning experience is a legend on another message board).

Talk about literally polishing one's knob! :eek:

Minty fresh or cinnamon?

Apparently a nice shiny polish is not what you end up with.

This lovely incident just happened to me (not related to the lovely stories above).

Went to take a drink of coffee just now. After taking a swig, I realized it was Friday's coffee.