So this, combined with what you just said.... really means...
obviously, replace your fork.
Get a few chopstick packs the next time you eat out,
or get better plastic knives?

I dont think the knives I have would give at all.

I'm at the mercy of the zillion-pack knives stored in our break area.

The real irony is that, after finally finishing lunch, it occurred to me that today is pizza Friday meaning there was a healthy supply of forks one building over. Sigh.

Flip the knives over?

pencils?

Yeah, I was thinking using the back-end of the knives might work better. They tend to be a little thicker.

Or just hide in a corner and use your fingers. You could just go in face-first. That would be fun.

I think after all this conversation he'll have his own supply of untensils on Monday.

I'm just going to bring in a food processor and drink all my lunches from now on.

Wow, that's terrific bass!

I think you should just go buck wild and go face first with the pasta.