Wow, if that was a girl's top, it would be very, um... interesting.

I just saw that bag the other day at target!

Just looking at that gives me chest pains!

I'm not sure I want to hear the words "Bacon" or "Meat" for a week or so.

I cooked 6.5 pounds of bacon on Saturday.

I had bacon every single friggin day of the cruise.

*pats his extra 5 pounds*

Sooo, how many single days of the cruise were you friggin ? (I'd hate for you to have only gotten bacon one day out of the whole cruise...)

I think friggin is a nautical term

Any friggin' in the riggin'?