I sent ya' two. If you've got anything to help me level up that would be swell. Food, preferably, as I'm apparently already drunk.

I'll see what I can get for ya. Careful with the drinking. If you drink too much you can't adventure worth a crap. A good thing to do is to drink all your alcohol after you run out of turns, or just before it resets. Your turns carry over, but the drunkenness doesn't.

Ok, check your messages.

When I get drunk, I go for the barrels or the hidden temple.

Smart thinking with the barrels. Where is the hidden temple?

Woohoo!! I'm level six! Try Knob sausage chow mein. It gives 75 muscle points.

For the hidden temple, you need the Hidden Temple map, equip a cool whip, and have an asparagus knife in your inventory. Use the map, and that opens the temple which is in the forest.

Actually, I think you need the map, the spooky sapling, and the fertilizer. The cool whip and the asparagus knife are for Dr. Hobo's quest.

I don't even have the map. Where did you find it?

You guys should try to get a meat maid. It's four extra turns per day if you have one. You need a meat engine, a skull (not the exact name, but I forget what it is), a curly wig, and a frilly skirt.