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Capt Jack 07-10-2006 03:17 PM
technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?

katiesue 07-10-2006 03:26 PM
Dear Traci-

I am almost (three months shy) middle aged and I'm with you. Oh well. I would hate to be 19 again.

Singed,
The almost elderly and infirmed

Gemini Cricket 07-10-2006 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt Jack
technically, isnt middle aged the mid point between birth and death?
Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed. :D

Capt Jack 07-10-2006 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
Yes. So, you really won't know when your middle aged years were until you are on your death bed. :D

my point exactly :snap:

Matterhorn Fan 07-10-2006 05:06 PM
Dear Peggy,

Would you please start giving people your new phone number? I've been getting calls for you for three years now and it's starting to get old.

Signed,
New Owner of Your Discarded Phone Number

BarTopDancer 07-10-2006 06:05 PM
Dear paper - please write yourself
Dear LoT - I survived my first day of work and I think I'll go back tomorrow.

Cadaverous Pallor 07-10-2006 07:25 PM
Dear LoT:

I miss you. I'm having withdrawals already. I just finished reading only 3 threads of the 20 I'd like to read and post on, and now realize my break is over.

Sadly,
CP :(

Stan4dSteph 07-10-2006 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
Dear Fire Department, Alarm Company, and Security:

I appreciate your readiness to save our warehouse from burning to the ground, but certainly there must be an easy way to call off the emergency response mechanism when one simply burns some toast.

Embarrassed Employee who should have made some coffee first
To all employees:

Due to an incident today, we must institute a no-toaster policy. In addition, you may not have toaster ovens, hot-plates, propane torches, or flame-throwers.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Management

Matterhorn Fan 07-10-2006 07:48 PM
P.S. With the hotplates, so go the coffeemakers. You're on your own.

Sincerely,
Management

Not Afraid 07-10-2006 07:49 PM
P.P.S. MBC and SCAEgles will be promptly dismissed.


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