Headliner came home from AP-English today and asked if I had ever heard of a six word story. To which I replied, with only a barely perceptible pause to think and count words:

Headliner, Your present is my past.

Bear had completely missed the thread.

Nothing a little wine can't cure.

The Bear whined: "Oh, Mr. Sheffield"

A story in seven words, disqualified.

The Haiku Master: brimming with disappointment.

What if I need more words?

Tough Titty: Suck it up, Princess.

It is too difficult for me.