I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

I wonder if I should test the "Liquor before beer, never fear" saying. I'm wanting to switch from margaritas to Corona....damn that lime. Does it every time.

i wonder why erections lasting more than 4 hours need medical attention.

i'm wondering where the nearest urgent care is.

I'm wondering why Scott always knows what to post right when I've taken a big gulp of something.....and by "gulp of something" I mean a drink of something fluid. And by fluid, I mean water, coffee, or in this case, a margarita.

Wondering if my excavation contractor will actually honor me with his presence tomorrow.

Wondering if I'll be able to resist stomping a mudhole in him if he does.

Grrrr

Wondering why I'm so thoroughly enjoying Claire's posts today. Lesbian tongue baths has never really been my bag... until now it seems. <goes for a cold compress>

I wonder if I'll ever finish studying for my exam?

I wonder why procrastination is so fun.

I wonder why champagne is so good?

I wonder how many men take viagra, thinking they'll get lucky, who ultimately don't and are left with a hard on for 4 hours.

I wonder why Champagne and Potato chips are so good - and thank Marilyn Monroe everytime I have them

I wonder why I don't look like Marilyn Monroe?