Did I disapprove?
Said I LOVE your lines, right?
What more can I say?

Being juvenile
Something I can't live without.
Childish, forever.

As for dirty thoughts?
In my head constantly, heh.
You should know that, babe!

over reaction
on my part, dearest CP
my apologies

Charles and Camilla
Why should I give a rat's ass?
Go to hell, royals.

If anyone knows
how to be juvenile, it's
Cadaverous Pallor.

Hmm, I can't even
think of anything funny
to put in haiku.

Oh my, Tiger Woods
I am sorry for laughing
When your putt got wet

But Chris DiMarco
deserves much high praise from all
lovers of the game

What shall I compose
The Masters is all over
no more balls and shafts

Tiger Woods is hot
Golfers generally are not
But Tiger - he's hot:D

Tiger's WIFE is hot
Ooh baby, baby, baby
Blonde swedish model

His wife is a twin
Twin Swedish hotness no less
Lucky Tiger Woods