I'm having a crappy day and things just keep happening. I peeked at which employers coming to the fall OCI round-up will accept applications from 4Ls. And I have my choice of: Spokane, Yakima, or Wenatchee. Can't you just imagine me tackling "crop damage litigation"?

Oh, and there's also the IRS. Yippee.

I'm so sleepy.

IRS actually has some interesting jobs. I knew a guy who used to be in their enforcement division. Yeah, armed IRS agents...

After all, what do they always catch gangsters on? Tax evasion.

I don't think they give the attorneys guns.

Still going to apply, because I'm desperate.

Trust me, you don't want one. The guy I knew quit working for the IRS and went into life insurance, in part because his dad has the same name as him, and the dad ended up having to spend a year on some remote island in witness protection because the son had helped put away some key member of the Mexican mafia.

Again, who knew the IRS could be so exciting? But you're still not cool.

As well it should be!

Just dawned on me that I forgot to pre-order the next Harry Potter. D'OH!

Me too.

Well, about 12 hours from now, we will be checking Susan into the hospital for her surgery (arthroscopic surgery for endometriosis). Weee...

Is it Friday yet?