You're such a rebel, Matt.;)

I was goofin' around on the interwebs, and I found out that 10 years later, I'm still on Six Flags Magic Mountain's website :D

I'm holding out for canned wine.

Memo to my fellow students:

1) Showing up to class drunk is not "cute". It's immature and unprofessional and your constant stream-of-consciousness interruptions punctuated with giggles and exclamatory non-sequiturs makes me want to beat you senseless.

2) If you have 6 pages of "last minute" questions to ask and you're pretty much the only one talking, and the rest of us can't get the exam and leave until you shut the hell up, then you need to go talk to the professor individually and stop wasting our time.

3) If number 2 applies and those questions are bizarre hypotheticals that weren't covered in the book, and if the professor has already told the class that the book is the known universe for the purpose of this exam, then you definitely need to shut it, pronto.

4) If numbers 2 and 3 apply and each question you ask requires 5 minutes of preamble, then please hold still while I personally decapitate you with this spork.

And I finally got home - just in time for a cable outage. So no relaxing with bad late night teevee, even. Thanks a lot, drunken twatwaffles and suck-up git.

Well, I see collage hasn't changed much since I attended in the late 70's. :rolleyes:

I feel for you, Pru. Hang in there, it will be worth it some day!

Please Prudence, remember that all decapitations by spork MUST BE VIDEOTAPED!

Just think, put up a PayPal link to pay for the legal defense :D

I'm thinking of going with justifiable homicide.

I was hoping to head down south tomorrow, just for the day. *sigh*

Instead I will focus my stress on house cleaning and yard work. It needs to be done and I am the only one to do it.

On the plus side, I will have some good support in the court room Monday morning. I just wish I knew what to expect.

Bummer K - time to find some fresh meat.