I have opossom gloves from NZ care of Stan.Ford.Steph. They are incredible!

I have a headache.

--A backbone is better than a wishbone.

--Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth closed.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy

I need to go to the gym...

"Bosses" is an anagram of "Obsess".

I just was in my car for an hour and a half to get from Rose to Manchester on Lincon (so I took a side street halfway down and it sucked just as bad)

So much for leaving 2 hours early on a friday for comming in early.

Splort

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

There are side-streets in SoCal?