"Cause you're repressing them! ("Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help- I'm being repressed!")

I'll never understand why there is no pooping flower smell AirWick...

I'll never understand 99% of my school-age peers. :)
I'll never understand WHY I became I'm so facinated with DL. Best answer, because I like it. ;)

I don't get regional branding.
Why can't I go to the local grocery store and get a six-pack of Yoo Hoo, a box of twiglets (disgusting but addictive), some Pocky, maybe a little Quisp, some almond Pocky...
...along the same line, why does Disney think that American consumers only want bland licensed products (with the exception of Fred Segal in Santa Monica), but will happily release and or license the swankiest stuff in the Land o' the Rising Sun?

(plus I have to chime in about the tailgating. Doesn't the guy riding my ass at 80mph know that he's putting his life in my hands? If he thinks I'm a crappy driver, that just makes him doubly stupid.)

SYRS

I can't understand why people aren't more understanding

I can't understand why I used to think I looked good in clothes that were much too big on me. I also used to think that was comfortable. It's still comfortable at home but now I feel like an idiot if I go out in public like that. I guess it's because I was raised on hand-me-downs.

I don't understand lunchroom fridge bandits. Did it make you feel special to throw out my clearly labelled lunch? What, just eating my lunch wasn't good enough for you, you wanted to toss it atop the wastebasket so as to further convey your contempt for me?

I'll never understand why Keanu and Cameron Diaz are in sooo many movies...

I'll never understand why I'm so dis-organized that I can't even find my freaking school directory so that I can call the family who has Cassidy for the afternoon. :eek: Basically, my lack of organization has lost me my child!!

Not to worry, you can make more.
:D