wow...if I disagreed more my head would implode

The two fulfill entirely different roles for me. And while, given the choice, I'll always go for the real thing, just because I'm getting some doesn't mean I don't want to go solo in between.

I'll have you know, sir, that my father introduced me to musicals at a very early age. And I never cared for Mame or Oklahoma.

I had to check out Bliss over the relatively titillating prospect of bare tit on "free" TV. No luck.

Call me, I'm aural
:cool:

I think that's why I like amateur porn, real people, having real sex, and usually having a good time, laughing and joking. It's a mich bigger turn on than the bored or drugged chick waiting to pick up her check.

Of course, my real voyueristic guilty pleasure about amatuer porn is speculating on their real lives from clues left by the things that unintentionally enter the frame, prom photos, kid's toys, shelves full of DVD's, sci-fi books, or computer manuals, and the occasional diploma as it adds an additional element of veracity.

And don't forget about the couples that enjoy watching it together during foreplay.

Be careful about unprotected phone sex with stangers. You could catch hearing aids.

We need a rim shot smiley.







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Um... pun intended, right?