How dare you FORCE me to brag about my pets! ;) ;)

My kitties are named for Pinoochio characters. First is Cleo and second is Figaro.





Keiko, my 9 month old Akita.

Is that a stroller you just happened to put the dog in, or do you really have a stroller for your dog?

That's not Thurston.

As for having a stroller for my dog. No comment.

Is that penis pokey book, or are you just happy to see me?

<<backs away slowly...>>

That reminds. I picture I took weekend before last that I haven't found an excuse to share yet.

Elephant seal penis!



I don't think he's Jewish.

I wasn't sure if I should put this here, or in the silly pics thread, or maybe I should start a new one - Caption This

**** a duck!

There's a reason behind it. Really, there is. And, it's a decent one. Really. It is.


Love me some Elephant Seal Penis. Can someone photoshop the penis pokey book on there please?

Are Designer Breeds Going to Far?

In the quest to fulfill the ever increasing demand for more exotic designer dog breeds, some puppy mills have decided to take things into the inter-species realm. By mating a dingo with a wild goose, breeders are hoping to create the worlds best watchdog. If results are as expected, the puppies will be meaner than your average junkyard dog. Michael Vick is said to be behind this latest experiment.