Good thing it's a cleanser

Replace "furniture" with "bodies" and replace the second "it" with "he" and you're there!

Apparently a bottle of amaretto would make a decent birthday gift?

Well, not for me it wouldn't.

Well - after a clean-up of the spectacular spectacular, it turns out we have some of that "Got Wood" cleanser.

Noting that the bottle said "Non-toxic" I did what any 3-year old child would do, I ate some. Or rather, I pour some into the palm of my had and had a taste.

While there is an unmistakable pleasant almond aroma, it was accompanied with a rather soapy finish, which sadly lingers much longer than the almond.

I'm not in the hospital yet, but as Alex's comment implied, that could be the result of some placebo effect not having done the experiment using a double-blind methodology.

In any event, I believe the soapiness discounts it's use as a cocktail mixer.

Way to take one for the team. :D

So, here we are, 15 minutes later, Chris is at his desk like normal. He reaches over for a flask of cognac (which apparently lives next to his desk), opens it up, takes a swig then looks at me and pronounces "I have soap taste".

Just be careful where you prong the chocolate: it is illegal in some states.

No, you didn't! :eek:

Ah, but is that cognac you washed it down with later eco-friendly? And does it leave your furniture looking all luscrous and shiny?