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MerryPrankster 04-11-2005 12:58 AM

Quesadilla swank
Hot, gooey, melted cheddar
So good it hurts...Ow!


Bono (Paul Hewson)
He moves me and inspires me
Human rights are for all

AllyOops! 04-11-2005 02:07 AM

Fall prey to your stare
Undressing me with your eyes
Hunting me, again

Sliding me down low
Is this how you would want me?
blood rush in my veins

Tiny beads of sweat
Glisten as my flesh cries out
Breathless, I want you

Say it with your lips
As I answer with my hips
You are my weakness

Monorail Man 04-11-2005 03:30 AM

Sleep has come to me
Yet I still read all night long
Damn Literature

Cadaverous Pallor 04-11-2005 11:14 AM

I count beats for laughs
Boards took the poetry out
Haiku is ruined. :p

Ally, however
writes beautifully meaningful
stuff that I envy.

Even now I can't.
Silly things jump to mind, like
lunch plans and porno.

Tetherball, handball
Never gets old seeing kids
Play and run at lunch.


There! That wasn't bad.
But only because that's what
I'll see at lunch time. :p

scaeagles 04-11-2005 02:07 PM

serious haiku?
my goodness, whatever for?
I'll take balls and shafts.

wendybeth 04-11-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles
serious haiku?
my goodness, whatever for?
I'll take balls and shafts.

Scaeagles seems to be
requesting some shafts and balls
but exactly whose?

I predict a line
shall form at Scaeagles front door-
what will the wife think?

Will it be Mickey
that Scaegles decides upon?
Poor Sactown Chronic!

scaeagles 04-11-2005 02:25 PM

I only have eyes
for whomever brings the best
small appliances

Like a new blender
I've been needing one a while
Damn cheap MBC!

UvaGirl 04-11-2005 02:32 PM

Toaster or blender?
Maybe a milkshake maker?
Waffle iron perhaps?

wendybeth 04-11-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles
I only have eyes
for whomever brings the best
small appliances

Like a new blender
I've been needing one a while
Damn cheap MBC!

Heh heh...I forgot
about damn cheap MBC
will he forgive me?

I would gladly give
you mojo for your great post
but I cannot yet....:(

Claire 04-11-2005 04:00 PM

My life in nine lines.....
 
Softball oh softball
Lots of laundry, many games
Seven days a week


The taxman cometh
Denial my futile game
April 15 sucks


Substitute teacher
Hated by middle schoolers
But it pays the bills


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