It may just be a personal quirk but I think I have a rule (never really put to the test to be sure) that dogs don't get to sit on my lap when I'm naked.

They also don't get to join me for romantic bubble baths.

What about non-romantic bubble baths?

Platonic Bubble Baths. Good album name.

No such thing.

A man in a bubble bath is looking to get some. Same category as a man who says "hey, let's go to the mall."

Otherwise they're simply a deviant, to be culled from the herd.

You've got a band name and an album name. Next step: learn an instrument.

from what I can tell, in many cases that last step is optional

They can be a co-headliner with my band, Nefarious Porpoises.

That's what ProTools is for. ;)

Fixed it for you.

I thought Autotune is a ProTools plugin?