Poo on them. All of them.

Does not help you, I know. I wish I had a magic wand for a clerkship for you.
Alas, I'm but a useless cog in the wheel of law, a paper pusher.

delightfully low-dose evil

no real harm, but hes liable to go bald from scratching his head wondering.
I like it.

one pirate point for joo
:argghh:

He's already going bald, but he's got that covered. A hair transplant surgeon married into the family and he's getting the family discount.

Along with an addendum:

"Please take care not to spill hot coffee"

That's one worry I don't have. I'm married, I've procreated. My hair has done it's job. At this point it can stay or go, it makes me no never-mind.

No, it sounds like you're pregnant.

Nickolas is 10. I am not pumping him for info, he just wants to tell me what they have said about me. I don't react to it (and call a friend out of his earshot).

They don't have internet and it is buggin the snot out of David that we still have ours. He also knows it is my main connection to the outside world. As for what he can give up, I already have a comeback, should he have the balls to say something to my face.

Since he moved in with her his drinking has been out of control. I know her drink of choice is JD in Pepsi. His is beer. His drinking alone, is more than $10/day. It is more than double the cost of my claws and internet access. Since I refuse to drink alone, and seldom go out, my alchohol costs are nil.

I am still waiting for my alleged drug use to come up again.

I knew it. And I hate kids!
:D



I'm kidding of course.
:evil:

Oh dont misunderstand me, I didnt mean to imply that you are/were pumping him for info.
I chose to have this talk with MY child after I found out his father was covertly pumping him for information about me.

I needed to know, for my own sake, that he understood that I felt that wasnt his job. That he knew he had the right to tell his father, "you can ask Mommy"

And yeah... if I hear that I should give up my nails... I'd be annoyed. I'm sorry you have HOW MANY online game accounts?

"I'm sorry that you chose to have an affair and destroy our family. But now we are divorced and you no longer have a say in my life. So please abide by the court agreement and refrain from thinking that you have any bit of control over what I do anymore. Oh and by the way. Apparently you think walking out on your son didn't do enough damage. So if you want to prolong the counseling sessions he will be attending, please keep pumping him for information about me. I find it amusing that you still care enough to know what I am doing with my life."