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RStar 08-27-2007 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 158990)
Have you been measuring your semen output??

Does that suggestion come with directions?






;)

RStar 08-27-2007 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence (Post 158838)
It's amazing how much adrenalin can build up in your system between the time you receive the email saying one of your grades has posted and the time your jittery fingers can log into the student info system and pull up your transcript.

To my complete shock, I received an A in Professional Responsibility.

Now I can go back to computing the "worst cases scenario" GPA for my international law grade.

Congrats! Keep up the good work!

International law? Yikes! :eek: Good luck there!!

Kevy Baby 08-27-2007 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 158990)
Have you been measuring your semen output??

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Originally Posted by RStar (Post 158997)
Does that suggestion come with directions?

One of the things I learned about when we talking with the doctor about in-vitro fertilization was one of the methods for securing a sperm sample. Apparently, there is an occasional need to manually capture the sample from the source. But this is done without making an incision. They actually put a tube up the urethra that travels all the way to the testis to collect the sample.

And now, as every male reads this, he is more than likely bending over in sympathy pain. It made me cringe when I heard about it and I wasn't even a candidate for this procedure.

alphabassettgrrl 08-27-2007 06:25 PM

So I've been feeling that malaise for a few months now. I don't think I can blame mine on the moon.

I do blame a lot of other things on the moon though.

Scrooge McSam 08-27-2007 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 159003)
One of the things I learned about when we talking with the doctor about in-vitro fertilization was one of the methods for securing a sperm sample. Apparently, there is an occasional need to manually capture the sample from the source. But this is done without making an incision. They actually put a tube up the urethra that travels all the way to the testis to collect the sample.

Wow! Prostate I can see. Past that? *cringe*

BarTopDancer 08-27-2007 06:28 PM

Why hasn't the teacher who promised me an add code today sent it to me? Today is the first day of school and I need that frelling code so I can get started!

CoasterMatt 08-27-2007 06:31 PM

Thank you Kevy, for a sustained outburst of laughter and screaming...

(which happened while I was on a phonecall learning of an old schoolmate's demise)

Prudence 08-27-2007 06:49 PM

Yay! I had forgotten that my UCC professor edits the cases he wants us to read down into easily digested chunks of relevant material. I knew there was a reason I liked him. And my health law text was written by the prof who taught my section of constitutional law - and he is a damn fine author, I must say. I would honestly read that text just to learn more about the subject - even if it wasn't assigned. Maybe this last term won't be deadly dull after all!

CoasterMatt 08-27-2007 07:21 PM

Kevy, if that isn't cringe worthy enough, try reading this

http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715...etter_headline

Capt Jack 08-27-2007 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 159022)
Kevy, if that isn't cringe worthy enough, try reading this

http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715...etter_headline

there isnt enough curiosity on the planet to make me click that :p


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