Dear Sanity,

Please hang on for a while longer. Only 4 more days and we'll be out of this charming little outpost of HELL.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Dear Penthouse Forum

I never thought I would be writing you, but...

But you certainly don't ACT your age!

Thank GOD!

Technically, middle age is when you start boinking the cute young assistant and driving a red Corvette.

It can occur many times in a life span.

Dear Katiesue,

Who is that tasty morsel pictured in your avatar? He looks familiar, but I can't place him.

I know who it is, but I'll let katiesue answer since you asked her.

oooooh...where do I get in line for that????? :D

You're a male- you've been in that line since the day you were born.

Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry that you seem to have the weight of the world
over you
I cherish your smile
There's a word of
peace on your lips
Say it, and with tenderness I'll
cherish you

Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
Dear
Catastrophe Girlfriend
I'm sorry if he hit you with a
full can of Coke
It's no joke
Your face is
bleeding
You'll soon be leaving this town to the
clowns who worship
No one but themselves
No one but
themselves

Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear
Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry if the kids hold you in
cool disregard
I know it's hard
Stick to what you
know
You'll blow them all to the wall
When they
realise what you've been working for
You've been
working for
You've been working for