I chew/pick my nails constantly, it is sooooo annoying. I think I need to be hypnotized to get rid of that unsightly quirk.

Oh, and I keep having sex with men, which can be equally as annoying, if not more so. I blame that one on my mother.

Yes, but it's rare that I don't have a pen, since I carry a minimum of three in my bookbag, which is with me most of the time. If I just go into a store with my wallet I don't have one (my current wallet doesn't have a pen loop), and usually don't have one when themparking (I don't like to carry a bag if I don't have to).

The pens I use for grading papers I purchase in bulk. It's getting close to time for that, but I've got several that are just low on ink, and like CP, I don't throw them away.

Other pens are acquired randomly (I have more free pens advertising stuff than I know what to do with). I should really go through them all and toss the dried up ones.

Some I have because for a while I couldn't find my grading pens except in a variety pack, which means 3 "extra" pens of the "wrong" color to get one grading pen. Those, however, I'll use. Except those red ones. I hate red pens.

I gave a pen to a delivery guy once who didn't have one. He had to borrow a pen from ME. I told him to keep it.

Then you need to head on over to http://www.penisland.net/ ! (I know this has been posted before... but it's a classic)

I crack my knuckles a lot.
I go thru boxes of Q-tips.
I go days without listening to anything but Chicago
I always have music on in the shower
I hate water on my face (in the shower) always a towel nearby.
I am rarely without socks on. (with good reason)
I need 5 or more pillows to sleep.

I imitate noises I hear. Mostly bird calls, or anything generally whistly, but not limited to that. I tend to only do so when I'm alone, or with CP.

Is that PenIsland or PenisLand?

I crack my neck a lot. It feels good when I do it.

I bite my lip or play with my earlobe when I'm thinking.

I read PenisLand.