Huh.

Post Manny the Dodgers are winless and the Nat's haven't lost a game.

I think more relevant is the fact that this all started happening when a couple Kardashian sisters showed up to a game. Manny gets suspended, Dodgers can't win. Furcal can't play. Yup, I blame the Kardashians.

It was great fun to shout Merkin - and I did have a dodger dog - the classic with stuff other than beef in it, as well as peanuts and cracker jacks (I think they've changed the formula on the latter). Great fun all around.

Last time we had Cracker Jacks at the stadium, there were about 3 peanuts in it. And the "prizes" are freaking lame history lessons. I've given up on Cracker Jacks.

Yes, but what do you wave in the air when we all sing "Take me out to the ball game"?

I'm a curse at sports games. Whenever I go, "my" team never wins.

Some other things, named in the lyrics, that you could wave in the air:
peanuts
balls
roots
your back
your shame

Sure the last one's a little abstract, but it would make for fascinating people-watching at the game.

My first trip to Dodger stadium. It was a lot of fun.


BANANA!

I DID wave peanuts.

I did NOT see you waving your balls around.

My roots are not showing at the moment since I have freshly-dyed hair.

Regarding "back" and "shame" - I'm trying to avoid getting the song stuck in my head, so I refuse to sing it now to figure out what you're talking about here.

NOOOOOOOO!



Damnit!

I've given Juan Pierre a lot of grief over the years, but damnit if he hasn't shut me up. Not only is he playing absolutely retardedly well on offense, the past couple of games he actually seems to have grasped that when a ball is hit in the air in his general direction, he should be running towards where it's likely to fall down from the sky.

You know, I'm starting to wonder where Manny dumped his left over performance enhancing drugs...

Yea! I get to see a game at Dodger Stadium this year.

Friday August 21st vs Cubs.