Poetry of golf
Pages and pages, in fact
Men of single mind

Or was it really
Something dirtier? It lacked
An explanation

Here with itchy ear
I sit, though no longer pained
Not back in office

Now is the winter
Of my discontent, Will says
Here, here! I exclaim

"Do or do not. There
Is no try." -Master Yoda
I did not. New job?

Wait with bated breath
For cell phone to play Mozart
Will Wells Fargo call?

Qualifications
I have many, but wonder
If they're the right ones

My eggs are in one
Okay two, but same bunny
Thirty five grand nice

Eyes are drying out.
What's my bedtime, anyway?
Maybe, should be 10.

Pack for the trip: Done
One Whole Week at Sea, Too Fun
Sail Away, Today

As I said in that
other thread I really am
a bit jealous now M!

Today, I will be
cleaning up this house of mine
and some gardening.

From Haiku U - a collection of great books told in 17 syllables comes:

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre:

O woe! His mad wife—
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.

There is also Haiku for Jews, Redneck Haiku and Cat Haiku books.



You are my best friend,
Person allergic to cats.
Let me shed on you.

If the vet took your
Temperature that way, I
Bet you'd complain, too

Heehee, Haiku for Jews, that's hilarious!

:D

O where, O where has
all the nasty haiku gone?
Sactown, we need you

Ginormous shafts, balls
Corndogs and appliances
Scaeagles needs his fix.

:D

Black bean sauce on jeans.
Wipe hands to keep keyboard clean.
L-O-T and lunch.

Reading screenplays makes
writing them seem easier.
At least I can try.

Coincidence!
Read first comic book in years
"Sin City", same day.

I am not looking
for anything but a chance
to skip class today.

I would much rather
go to a coffeeship or
to a fun movie.

But I suppose that
I must be good and attend.
I should log off now.

But really, must I?
Oh, this really makes me sad.
I'll get over it.

Librarians have
tighter buns it says
in red above me.

Teeheehee!