I'm running out the door to school. WOOHOO!!! :D

I just dont like seeing the word 'saw' used in conjunction with a story about being trapped by the good-n-plenty's....ya know?

its a guy thing. same sort of reflex that seeing someone get hit there causes an entire room full of men to double over in sympathy pain.

My husband calls shenanigans. He says the guy was masturbating with the lounge chair and it got caught and he made the whole story up!

this doesnt make it better.

Oh, but it does give me thoughts I'd rather never have ever had.

Delete, defragment, re-boot!!

Wait, don't they retract during arousal? Seems to me, he could have freed himself by "preventing cancer" and pulling out at the right time

ok. Im done. I'll be back to this thread in a day or so........


gosh people. give a guy a break, wouldja?

;)

All I can say is


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Did you really just say that? The way this thread is going? Aren't you afraid of a break about now? Definitely, don't go lounge by a pool on your, er, break....

Speaking of 'afraid'. Where was it I saw a bumper sticker that said 'I Am Not Afraid'? I thought it was so cool. It was on the freeway, though, that much I know.

well, rest assured I wouldnt be going to lay face down on a lounge chair nekkid....face up maybe....but no, not face down. :D

besides, I could never stay away from you guys.
no matter how much you beg.

:argghh: