so, I seem to have contracted some vile form of the plague or ebola. well, ok. perhaps just a case of the flu or some such.

might I enlist one of you to kill me now? I hate being this annoyed at my own uncooperative biological systems.

Just stay the heck away from me.

So FWIW, I haven't seen Pumpkin since she took off Sunday morning. Bought kitty food just in case. Alex was joking she might be a house whore, dropping in different places or something. I know my neighbor put food and water out on her front porch again, so she's probably around.

Why do cable companies think you have all day to sit around for them to fix something they fvcked up?

When did this start? Instead of saying goodbye to someone on the phone people sometimes just say, "Late." Instead of "later" it's "late". I guess I'm a fuddy duddy but I noticed it a lot lately...
:D

I'll use 'lates' sometimes.

before long the entire language will be shorthanded to little more than single phonetics

Okay, I've got two weeks to learn how to use my new toy before we leave for our trip.

OK, you JUST started talking about this yesterday.

Fan-tastic!

I think I might have to hate you for the day. WE'll have to chat. I want to know if my old lenses will work on that body.