Internationally the rocket is considered a symbol of potent male fertility. A phallic symbol if you will. Endowed with with the power to reach the stars themselves on a thundering plume of blinding light.

Domestically, however, it's just used to sell soda.

You shall make no graven image or any likeness of anything in heaven or earth, nor bow down to any such thing.

Has anyone ever actually died while waiting to hear about a job? Because I think I might.

As far as I am concerned, it feels that way.

Well, then you won't need the job. ;)

Just like cars (and electronic toys)

I may be selling the Boy soon...

"Mom?"
"What?"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"Dunno"
"It didn't have the guts."

does he do lawns?

With material like that, don't expect to retire on the proceeds.