Pru.. you....must... resist

Think to your self... vacation is ALMOST here, and these cretins are NOT going with me

Fantabulous!

You're gonna need a bigger boat bathtub

You'd think a club sandwich with frosting on it would taste bad. Yet, I have no complaints...
:D

I don't know if anyone remembers when this guy got arrested, but he's been convicted now:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21206715/

Oooh, here's one from the Department of Obviousness:

Lindsay Lohan Says Rehab Was 'A Sobering Experience'

Hopefully she took it seriously and got her act together. She's not the first 21 y/o to find herself in rehab and she won't be the last. You just never hear about it because they aren't hollyweird starlets.

You mean like real frosting, vanilla or something? I would think it would be awful, but then again a monte cristo with jam sounded strange at first too! It's kind of like a club just deep fried!

Lindsay Lohan!

or not

Chicken let us treat her and pet her for a bit. It looks like she ate, or the **** birds came in and snacked on her seed.

I talked to an animal curator at C.A.L.M. he confirmed that it was a red-tailed hawk. I explained to Nick that it would not be going away any time soon. I also got waaaay more information on its feeding habits and attack patterns than I needed to hear.

Nick has agreed that once she is healed we will see about shipping to Tehachapi, to a friend of my sister who raises the same breed of chicken. She will have a coop to sleep in and a yard to roam in, just like here. He feels that even though he won't get to see her very often she would be better off there than at his dad's house.

In the meantime, injured as she is, she laid another egg.