This old man came rolling home . . .


I think I might have killed the poor little sledding boy too :eek: ;)

opps . . .I am too slow - yours was MUCH sillier! :D

Shave and a hair cut......

Two BITSSS!!

RUBBER BISCUIT!!!!!

$15.00....... $49.95 if you're a Woman

Rubber Dickie, you're the one,
you make bed-time lots of fun,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully fond of yooooou, Poo poo, dee doo.

Rubber Dickie, joy of joys,
Switch you on and you make noise,
Ribber Dickie you're my very best friend it's truuuuuue.

Every night as I
stumble right to the boudoir,
I see a lil' cousin who's
cute and buzzin' and Woo-hah!! (Buzz-A-Buzz-Buzzy)

Rubber Dickie, you're divine,
I'm so lucky that you're mine,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully taken,
When I use you my bed is a shakin'
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully foooooooooond,
of you.

....With apologies to Jim Henson and Ernie.

Wow, that sounded just like Ernie. Good job LB.

Damn you Lashbear, I want back my childhood! ;)

Ok- so the chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- "well, I guess that answers THAT question!"


ba dum dum.....