I wonder how long before "hedon" is picked up by the search spiders as unique to this board

Oooh -- interesting thing to wonder monsieur..

I think I might even have a name all picked out.

And, have you ever read Jonathan Carroll's work? I think you'd like him, and it's funny, 'cause he creates strange Wonderlands as well. Carroll's creat strange worlds. So you could totally be a Carroll.

I can't answer any questions about Tony because legal acion could result.;)

I'm on the phone and wondering how the hell to explain why I'm laughing so daaaaaaamn hard!!!!

I'm wondering if Thumper at least has some lube.

I wonder if butter is available as an alternative

Judy Blume.

She totally sparked my imagination when I was a kid and then turned me on as an adult.

I'm wondering why I'm spending Friday night alone in my apartment drinking a beer and posting on this board, when just four years ago I'd be spending an evening out at a bar drinking beers with my girlfriends before "throwing some a friend's way" later in the evening.. And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

If he did, that would make him at least 60%.