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Aw, GC, you do sound twitterpatted...or horny. :p
Today at work a group of firemen came through. They came through the lanes behind me. My boss and I were like 'Hey, we're open!!!' So I was able to pull one through my line...wow, I love firemen. :D |
Hot boiling wax: $30.
Hair being ripped out by the roots: $20. Having a complete stranger muck around with a body part you don't show your own mother for 20 minutes: Priceless. ouch |
Value to your VERY appreciative husband: Immeasurable
Thank you honey! |
ok.... but you're putting out when I'm through!
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or was it "mowing the lawn?"
no wait, I just did that. nevermind. |
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That was the sound of this post going over everybody else's head. Was that Stephanie Hodge, or some other comedian? |
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That being said, there's no more chirping at Casa de Swanie. Mr. Swanie came home with a bottle of Jose Cuervo, made me a tall margarita and changed the battery on the smoke detector. I have the BEST HUSBAND EVER. And to make my night even better, I figured out I do in fact have access to the internet ;) Sorry Kevy, I can't let that one go :D |
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