How about removing the giant cat box under the trampoline?

Or, maybe filling it instead with some ordor absorbing can sand.

I guess this why I am not a cat person.

IT ISN'T A GIANT CAT BOX! It's my yard, and they are unwelcome. Dogs are not permitted to run free and poop in someone elses yard....cats should be controlled as well. it's simply an issue of being polite and understanding that this is what your cat is doing while it's out.

No no no! You have it mixed up. The cats are the one who own the people, not the other way around. This is what YOU, humble servant, have provided for the cat and he will show you his gratitude by gratefully using it for it's intended purpose.

Ever seen the movie "Cats and Dogs", NA?

No.

There was a TV show with Kim Bassinger called Cat and Dog - or something like that. I remember seeing that once. She had a VW with a Porche engine. No catbox though.

So, you'd think pouring water on a votive candle would put it out - tonight we discovered otherwise, as my friend Melissa poured fuzzy water into the votive only to momentarily transform it into a mini-vesuvius sending an erruption of wax lava on everything within 3 feet. The sparkly flames were quite impressive as well. We never covered this one in science class.

thanks for the tip....

(running outside with votive,lighter and seltzer....)


But wait, is that fuzzy as in sitting out on a shelf filled with dust bunny water or fizzy water?

Well, NA, the movie Cats and Dogs is one of those live action movies with CGI making it appear as if the cats and dogs are actually speaking.

The basic plot is that evil cats are out to take over the world. Dogs have had cats in their place since the fall of Egypt, and one particular cat decides it is time for them to take their place again as rulers of men. The dogs, of course, foil their plan.

Nah, cats are too independent to be that organized. Plus, they're not evil.


But I am. :evil:

You're the fly in my soup? You're the pebble in my shoe?