For sure for sure, these days subcutaneous GPS transponders combined with an invisible fence "attention" unit make the old child leash totally obsolete.

I heard you really liked the husband model of that unit that your wife had installed. :p ;)

I think you should post your progress on the LoT - there are plenty of wordy threads that have gone on far longer than 9 months !!

also, on further examination of your ultrasound, I have spotted a clue as to how the kid might grow up...

Nutella Sloan.
I second that name for a girl.
Nice!

Toblerone Sloan if it's a boy.

lashbear gets the "laughed so loud the cats ran away" award for today

CP & GD should be nice to their child, and take this site's message to heart. ;)

LMAO!

There are some great unfortunate name on there. I dislike creative spellings of common names. Caite is still Kate when you say it - which is what most people do most of the time.

Or, I could change the spelling of my name to Liesse and pretend I'm German.

If I saw that on the ultrasound I might never stop screaming. Was it the yellow handstamp dye? Or one too many Dole whips? Sweaty ass crackers???

That list makes me think one word: Goyisha. ;) If any of you are related to a Mackenzie or Madison, please don't be offended, but those trendy unisex surnames that masquerade as first names.....<shudder>

No leashes. That's all I'm going to say about that.

Toblerone Sloan is the coolest name I've ever heard.

You can make it his middle name, if you're worried about taunting. And he can start using it when it's time to make a splash with the ladies ... and start racing speedsters, and do some superhero work on the side.