Neighborhood troll man
Trimming dead daisy plants in
magenta sweat pants.

His crazy dog roams
the street in search of relief
In neighboring yards.

scissors to her skin
when she does relief sinks in
hide scars beneath clothes

A short term reprieve.
My dentist rescheduled me.
Two more weeks to go.

Playing paintball hard
Made me feel seventeen (The pain slowed after the second game)
sore legs screem thirty

I Gained much respect
For the old tadgerrs of yore (we made fun of them for not going all out)
all gear to much fear

they threw gobs of paint
the cost wasen't a killer (paints cheep thier knees aren't)
beats jumping bunkers

I woke this day rise
pain enveloped dismay
smells of tigerbalm (not Bengay)

Convelessing now
limping round like grandpa jones (but good god not next weekend)
want to go again

Resurrection Day
For the long lost haiku thread
thank you Tramspotter

the format is lame
paucity of syllables
does not denote wit

also note that
lack of nature and code words
makes it a senryu

古池や蛙飛込む水の音　

Who cares if it's lame
we will continue to play
so long as it's fun

this is fine, of course,
pleasure is reason enough
just sharing my view

No problem Alex-
so it's faux haiku at best
sans codes and nature.

Still, we must persist
especially since we know
how it annoys you.

;)

Poems with a purpose
Try to annoy Alex Stroup
Wendy annoys me