OK - I read it more carefully when GD reposted it, and I fully admit that is what she said.

My apologies.

You're a gentleman.

Don't tell anyone. They'll think you're as crazy as they think I am.

Okay, the McCain appearance opening SNL was effing brilliant and funny.
MCCain Fine Gold

Here is the link: SNL

McCain is good and his timing is as sharp as a tack. I don't know if it was the right thing to do but it was interesting decision, if not a historical one. Didn't Lincoln do a small cameo in Our American Cousin?

^ Not a cameo, so much as an interruption. I hate audience members who think every play is the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

No candy for you!

Now, that's an egging. Preferably while her door is open.

(I don't think the other guy knows how to make a peace sign, either. Neighborhood needs some hippies.)

My Great-Aunt Nettie says "too soon."

She's still angry about the damn Yankees tromping through her begonias?

I read about this nutjob- she looks pretty much as I imagined she would. What a b i t c h. Notice how little candy she was giving out, affixed to the McCain flyers? One little piece- we give out handfuls. To everyone.