Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!

So, last night Rusty asked her magician friend if he had anything he could do on the spur of the moment. (One hundred plus dancers were waiting for performers to do a costume change before their next number and we needed distraction.) He casually pulled out his wallet and starting looking through it and then it suddenly burst into flames. Best thing ever.:snap:

Sorry guys, I was just being nonsensical. Then when BTD said "if it is what I think" I figured I'd just roll with it and see if anything good came to light.

I was afraid of that. But, at least I have the horrid possibilities suggested by Strangler Lewis' post to keep me squickily amused.

You forgot to mention my complete lack of input

...And I was in charge of creating the sense of Internationalism.

I don't remember doing virtually nothing, but I did make soup. knowing me, I probably just coordinated the whole thing and made people work. Oh, and I insisted on the cat.

I can't seem to replicate what I found but I did come up with a couple results that were sexual. Now I'm bummed I didn't link them.

I recall you writing a lot of copy, helping compose the welcome message and such.

You also nailed the orange accent color.

Recently I finished building a castle floating 3500 meters over my property in Second Life. I put it that high up so that I couldn't see any crappy builds from it.

I discovered this evening that someone has built an ugly a$$ house at the same height and right on the border between our properties. I asked him politely if he would consider moving his house down a couple hundred meters. He responded in a very dickish manner. So, I surrounded the castle with an enormous sphere; textured on the inside to look like the sky. On the outside, I put the most horrifying image I could think of on a repeating pattern.

He now has gigantic 75 meter Justin Biebers looming over his house.

Yes, I have Teh Evil and I know how to use it!