I actually took a phone call in a bathroom today. I have violated my own code of ethics.

Blue sour punch straws taste like Dawn dish soap smells.

There are people who would pay good money to be on the other end of that phone call.

How much do you pay?

REALLY?

I'm obviously missing lucritive opportunities here.

$20 - same as in town

My coworkers got me a Cheshire Cat garden statute as a going away present. Okay, it was Victoria who picked it out. She's one of the best people ever.

I have been searchin for 60s fashion photos to decorate my office and thought it cool to maybe have some Jane Birkin photos - only it seems Jane Birkin spent most of the 60s naked and unfortunately is not workplace safe.

Do a Google Image Search (NSFW link). While you will find lotsa NSFW images, there are a few work safe ones.

My coworker assaulted me this morning with a dangerous weapon. He should know better than to get within 5 feet of me with a Fry's ad...so now I figure he owes me the $35 I just spent.





btw, Fry's is selling a SanDisk 1GB USB flash drive for $35 after rebate. Retail price is $80