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Uh, if it doesn't taste like bacon, then what's the point?

I would be willing to try it.

Should we just call you Mikey?

I would prefer to be legally recognized as Mr. Szczerbiak.

How does Wally feel about that?

Wally feels gooooood! :evil:
Yes, I have felt Him. Twice. It was AWESOME!

Back off the pork and let's talk bacon.

Now, we all know the bacon watch, a.k.a. "Time for Bacon". A very affordable novelty item that. But, I swear that woman who writes the "On and Off the Avenue" shopping column for The New Yorker mentioned a very upscale Swiss version. It's not on the market yet (or ever?) but would be thousands of dollars, if not tens of thousands. Like Time for Bacon, the hands are bacon strips - jeweled or gold, in this case.

The article is in this week's issue. I'm looking at the article right now and I can't find the bacon watch part. It's driving me crazy, damn it.

I thought of you all when I was at my favorite local meat market/family run little grocery store, mostly because they carry these things:

Bacon bandaids

Bacon mints

Bacon gumballs

Bacon gummy candy (which Olivia and I agreed looked totally disgusting)

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

plus lots of other meat related products.

Yep. They like bacon at this place...maybe even more than bacon loving LoTers do. :D

Not Bacon