Well, I hope you will continue to post and Tweet about the pregnancy, Jen. Better yet, I hope we see each other once in a while to hear all about it in person and see the changing you (and company).

She'll be doomed to work at the law firm Cheetum and Swindel.

or "Dewey, Cheatham and Howe" of CarTalk fame.

With all due respect, I beg to differ. The first diaper is the worst. That stuff's like TAR.

Agreed. I'll add that solid food makes for more solid poops too. The yellowish cottage-cheesy stuff that comes out from a strictly liquid diet gets into every crack and crevice...and sometimes isn't entirely contained by the diaper.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're not a man until you can change a poopy diaper then (wash your hands and) eat a peanut butter sandwich.

The consistency is not the key. Smell is the key. The mommy milk poop was fairly neutral, the solid food... weapons grade.

Well, perhaps you should have waited a little longer to start them on Taco Bell.

I sang many happy songs when diaper changing days were through. I find I enjoy being a dad more as my kids get older. I didn't much enjoy the infant thing. However, having younger kids made me rediscover Disneyland.

Just wait till the explosive poop while you are in the process of removing the diaper. That's always fun.

And expect to be peed on.

Word to the wise - close your mouth when you're changing diapers. You'll be tempted to breath through it instead of your nose to combat the smell. And then perhaps you'll find out why you should keep your mouth closed.

Much more of an issue with boys though.